EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HAUNTED GAMING
What should I say
Before I tear this gay elf to shreds
I haunt worldwide
You can only be bought in yard sales and sheds
Your statue's always warping
All over the place
And I know you only got a day left
But this battle ain't a race
You think people find you scary
In your green dress and tights
But I overtook Smile Dog
Giving everyone sleepless nights
I am a real game ghost
You're just some fat loser's mod
I think it's time for you to surrender
I AM GOD.
You're God, huh? Nice to meet you
My name is Atheist- bitch please!
If no-one believes you what's the point?
Now get down on your knees
All you are is a freaky screen pop-up
It doesn't matter what you say
Cos I'm still gonna fuck you up
Sonic the Evil Hedgehog?
Yeah, you're original
You're the worst crappypasta
How'd you even get on MCP's channel?
You're just a story, a myth
People have evidence of my power
Crawl back into your sad corner
Go on, sit there and glower
It won't make any difference
Except the fact that you're still here
When this battle is over
Your only emotion will be FEAR
I have no fear of you
Or of anything in this world
Open up my notorious file
See my horror unfurled
I know you're itching to fuck this up
But I'm not quite finished yet
You try to retaliate
It's game, match and set
Some stupid song played backwards?
I knew you stooped low
But you could at least grow some pixelly balls
Yeah wow, you're stuck in Cleverbot's system
Great fucking job
I go supersonic speeds while you're stuck in a statue
Tell me, is it fun being a slob?
You should not have done that
I'll tear your binary to bits
I can see that already
You're starting to get the shits
Because again you come last
It's a half and half chance
Even so, you'll always lose
No one gives you a second glance
You're another stupid mod
I'm the original Majora
I'm eagerly leaving traps
For my curious game explorers
Oh, so you've been disproved again
Just get over it. Boo hoo.
And just one more thing to add
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?